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1st outfit feels too modern somehow
#zeno's art#ocs#reassassination#emery onion reliquary#my mo is just stripes and big jeans and an undershirt#i think the fact that the undershirt is a turtleneck is just too modern#i dont want them to look ljke an eboy lol#but i'm already really fond of the 2nd outfit#oh ya going back to the 1st outfit : i'm trying to think of a few mascots for the characters to wear on their clothing lol#that one's .... idk.... pervypuss yea thats kinda funny#just a cat with cheesy suggestive slogans lol#trying to capture that raw 2000s edge yaknow
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no matter how hard i tried i couldn't get this piece to work w full color and lighting so ur just gettin this instead </3 reigen's somewhere off-camera with his head in his hands wondering who FUCKING hurt his kids
#qkdraws#id in alt#not as obvious without color so that's teru who's lying on mob btw#no color Also takes away the fact that mob is wearing reigen's stupid bear (???) sweatshirt#yaknow that one w the Fucking Thing on the front.whatever the hell it is#i think it's rly funny that he gave his first one to an Alien and he just.bought another one. of the same design#he liked it apparently#and now it's mob's.i Do make the rules and i say so#u can tag this as terumob btw idrc#i usually see them as platonic or qpps but whatever floats ur boat :]#btw i always draw teru w his intro haircut but he's almost never pre-mob teru#i just like his first haircut so i draw that one. a lot more fun to draw than the others too#i think that one fits him the best <3 i miss his intro haircut ..#kinda bummed i didn't get this to turn out how i wanted but ! tryin to work on letting my art be unfinished and unpolished#and bein like.okay w posting stuff like that#maybe one day ill color a sketch and Not line it ...................woahjay slow down#mob psycho 100#mob psycho#mp100#teruki hanazawa#mp100 teruki#mp100 mob#mp100 shigeo#shigeo kageyama
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The Reds and the Feds
Some warmups that i got uhhh very carried away with!! But twas fun to draw blorbos together
Individual pieces and the snippets of the little scenarios that go with these under the cut
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-Donut and Neko-
“Impressive!” Neko nearly fell over when someone spoke. But he caught himself, and played off the wobble as merely switching which hand he was balancing on, which did give him a line of sight on the speaker. “Hi Donut,” Neko grinned, switching the angles of his legs to see the sim trooper better. “I had no idea you were so flexible!” Donut beamed, watching Neko shift his weight ever so slightly. “You could be in a circus with skills like this!” He shouldn’t, Neko reminded himself, because it was rude to lie apparently, but…sometimes it was just too easy. “So, funny story about that—“
-Sarge and Pavoz-
Sarge wasn’t really paying attention to him, Anton realized. He leaned out of the way of an arm swinging out with a broad gesture as Sarge recounted a story about Agent Washington and someone called the Meta— how much of it was accurate, Pavoz would have to confirm with Agent Washington another time. But for now? He watched Sarge’s face and spun his good pen- the one that had been a gift- between his fingers, and started drawing.
-Lopez and Soares-
“I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Hughs misunderstood something when he said you needed my help with the Warthog,” Soares said. Lopez pushed himself out from under the body of the vehicle to look up at the medic. She raised an eyebrow at him, visible only because she wore her under-armor suit and not her actual armor. She must’ve been off duty. Lopez would almost feel bad for interrupting- almost. He didn’t actually feel that bad. “<Yeah. It’s not the warthog i need help with,>” He stood, and gestured for Soares to follow him to one of the other parked cars. Lopez crouched, and waited for her to do the same before he lifted the hood. Portuguese may have been a different language than Spanish, but being fluent in cousin languages meant that there was some understanding. Certainly better than whatever Donut claimed to understand of Spanish. But Lopez was a man robot of few words, so he instead opted to point at the problem instead of explaining. “Are those… teeth marks??” “<You tell me.>”
#rvb#red vs blue#my art#batsy art#rvb donut#rvb lopez#rvb sarge#franklin delano donut#lopez the heavy#rvb oc: the clovers#necoda ‘neko’ micce#anton pavoz#ivia soares#the blorbos#i almost posted the versions without my signature lmao WHOOPS#glad i caught that#batsy writes#if u squint lmao#just fun lil paragraphs of the situation that was going on w the poses in my head when i was drawing these for context#i will go bonkers drawing canon characters and then i will throw my ocs in there#to balance out how far this will reach#realistic expecations from me yaknow#neko's lying habit is going to b a reoccurring theme yes because i think its incredibly funny#the reds the feds and wash#kinda????#no wash but it IS the reds and the feds so#wash is off being an angsty freelancer over something
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LMAO my dad used my laptop while I was at work and um, I may or may not have had a varigo wip tab, a hazbin pirating tab, oh and also another varigo wip tab.
He claims he didn’t look at them because he respects my privacy but uh, I may move out just in case.
#It’s not that big of a deal he won’t care/understand#but it’s admittedly kinda stressful#because he’s yaknow#a Bible teacher#I don’t need him judging me#this is admittedly very funny
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something that's happening to me a lot lately is, like. very calmly stepping away from myself and going "oh, buddy, we are not doing well."
and, like, it's way less weird when it's "OH GOD I'M NOT COPING WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T DO THIS ANY MORE". somehow, it's much more disconcerting to just experience it as a matter-of-fact observation. oh. i'm having a breakdown. well, that's inconvenient. wonder if i should put the kettle on.
#mental health#personal#it mostly happens when i look at the time and realise i've consciously stayed up way too late because i Dread Sleeping#“hm. that doesn't seem like something an ok person would do. guess i'm in crisis. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”#and like to be clear i already KNOW i'm not doing great#the random crying and the panic attacks and the suicidal thoughts kinda tipped me off yaknow?#(i'm safe. i'm not fine but i'm safe and i have support. do not worry about me this is not a cry for help.)#but it's just funny how often i seem to respond to this like i'm looking at myself in a textbook illustration#ah yes. i see the signs. gonna take notes on this for the test.#i'm sure this is a very healthy way to deal with my feelings and not at all indicative of how i cut myself off from my emotions
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I ship you with Dartz because karma
On anon or not, tell me who you ship my character with.
"Karma!? No one deserves to be stuck with that nutcase! You think I want anything to do with him after all the damage he did!? Do you have any idea how long it took for my stock prices to recover!? Not to mention that world-ending Leviathan nonsense--!" He bit back a shudder. The less he thought about the Leviathan, the better.
Bonus: Ori!Kaiba
"I want Dartz on his knees, groveling and begging for my mercy, but not like that."
#\\\ Just my luck. Dork Fest Continues. (MEME ANSWERS)#[[SO YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY#This ship kind of works in Redeemed!Ori Kaiba verses#Where they're both free of the Orichalcos influence and kinda Get Each Other yaknow
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I think another crazy thing bout today is the fact that I'm really calm bout everything and my biggest takeaway from the experience is: I can finally accurately write characters fainting.
#aria rants#my brain aint working as intended#like whenever i see fainting stories back then i was like: if that happened to me i mightve panicked#and when it finally did happen i did not only Not Panic but it was the funniest and strangest experience of me just on#a mission to charge my phone and not even realizing for a few secs that i fainted like gurl... you kinda insane for this#this is gonna be part of my legacy. legacy of my first fainting experience and its the wackiest thing#also yaknow another funny thing bout this? when i sat down before continuing my mission. in my head i was like#so exasperated in a: on a day before valentine's? really? on valentine's day? my heart gonna do this on That Day?#cuz my heart was beating so slow and all i could ever think bout was how its betraying me a day before the day of hearts
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Wait no it's a pure coincidence I swear xD
AvPD from cluster C, NPD from cluster B, SzPD from cluster A.
Gotta get them all for f's sake xD
#yaknow the more i read into szpd the more it explains some... other things i couldnt pinpoint#i thought other things i already have but they were not THAT good tieing everything up#but this? this helps with the insight#oh god *looking at my brain* what is this mess#why am i like this??#autism adhd ocd npd avpd spd#and funny enough all of them kinda low but they teamed up and fucked my life anyway
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> google! how do i figure out my gender no thinking no considering no asking people to try out new pronouns or name no asking parents for binder. vibechecking only please and thanku. :)
#ive been having a lowkey gender crisis for... a while#like for a good year i used he/him and a different name and it felt good at the time#but then i just kinda.. stopped. using those? and went back to she/her and my birthname#and i HATED they/them for myself for ages. but then started wanting those pronouns suddenly? like a while ago??#im going insane but have no real way of figuring out how i like to b referred to. atp i dont really care#just whatever sounds right and is funny/comfortable to me yaknow?#gender is stupid ofc. but its also another wsy of expressing myself and learning about myself. so like. it's personally important lol
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#tag talk#was talking with my brother about being plural and like. I'm kinda the tough rough protector cliche one#and I was talking about wanting my other half to be happy and he hit me with something I'm still mulling over.#he was like “you talk a lot about wanting her to be happy. does she want you to be happy?”#and like. chat words cannot describe how much that threw me. it's my job to take the blows. to front when we're in danger and in pain.#I don't think she gives a shit whether I'm happy. she hasn't learned to care about me as a separate person.#I care about her because that's my job. I'm the fucking trauma alter or whatever. but she doesn't care back.#and we really need to have this talk once she's back. she's asleep right now cause we've been having real bad migraine and I've been dealing#but once things aren't so bad we need to have a fucking talk#I'm not happy being restricted to a relationship I'm not interested in. I don't want to date our partner and that's whatever#but I can't even go out and get fucked properly because even though *I'm* not in a relationship my second half is.#like. goofy ah situation where two people live in a single body so one of them is celibate in order to keep the other one monogamous#like. how the fuck do I do this? if he calls me babe or baby or my love one more time I'm gonna kill us both I hate it.#she likes words of endearment like that and I would rather die. she likes kissing him but I don't like kissing anyone in general#and this whole time I've been expected to just go along with everything because she just bulldozes me out of the way.#I tried to break up with him and she took over the next day and got us right back together again with apologies and letters#because she's genuinely emotionally happy with him and I'm happy for her because I do care.#but I'm not happy with the situation and I don't think she actually cares that I'm not happy. she's caught up in her own shit#and I'll admit I do like him. the partner. we communicate really well and we kinda click yaknow?#and I really do want to keep him as a friend long term#but I can't fucking do this I'm not monogamous I just wanna go get fucked good and rough and he's insufficient for that#one of these years I want to go to Folsom Street Fair. I've read a ton about it and it looks so fun.#I just wanna be sexually liberated and unfortunately I'm stuck in this body with a hopeless romantic#anyway. we've got a lot to sort out here.#I just. she does care but she gets so caught up in her own shit that she forgets to consider other people.#and weirdly enough I count as other people even though we're kinda(?) the same person#pretty similar music tastes. relatively similar fashion styles. same body and same childhood goes far in making you similar people#and yeah. I'm aware she's the more developed one. I don't get nearly as much screen time as she does. but I'm making up for lost time#idk. if I'm stuck here I may as well make the most of it.#also wanna know something funny? I think I'm the one who's tried to kill us every time. no way she ever had the guts to do it.
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it sucks that i couldve been crushed to death once (hydraulic press style) bc now i cannot think about being flattened in a normal way (for autistic reasons)
#idk if ive talked about my should-have-been-dead experience yet but. <3 now you know#actually i am kinda bragging bc i think its cool lol#dont recommend but. its funny to me. laugh bc otherwise you'll cry =w=b#nevertheless.#i was very overstimulated during class and in thlse typa situations i just feel like getting ran over by a car would help yaknow.#but alas. if i indulge myself in the thoughts it gets right back at me :(#forcing me to think about reality and how a little difference would have changed so many lives (and ended mine)#hydraulic presses do seem comfortable in that way.#pressed pancake flat and stuff.....#its rude.#sillyposting#let me think about being crushed in a normal way please <3
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finally designed something for unnamed!!! their design contest was a challenge since i had to execute my vision within the silhouette (mostly, couldn’t resist deviating a little!) but i wanted to push my limits and push to make something i could be extra proud of!! more details on this fit and detailed design notes can be found on my twitter! 💙🎏👹💗👘🐶🔥🌊💛💐🌌
#art jumpscare#fashion design#my work#vtuber#unnamed#u-san#indie vtuber#heheheh#contest work#kimono#yokai#u-san is the loml fr!!!#so so so so so excited to see their feedback if they give any#I know this was a long shot given their usual taste in fashion but it felt true to my design instincts yaknow#a few other ureis left feedback and im so happy already#i think I succeeded in pushing my limits#by the time I finished this design I was hallucinating from sleep deprivation which was kinda funny
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that au of the MVRCK story deals with angels but it's like I don't actually care or know about christianity so a ton of the stuff is way different or whatever and like I got rid of god. even heaven is in a post-apocalyptic state congratulations. Anyways what I really wanted to share here is that bc of that the rules for "falling" are so arbitrary (and possibly non-existent at this point) so some angels fall for seemingly NO reason and the byproduct of that is angels will regularly attack and steal divinity from each other to regain their status. cannibalization of the divine 🤨
#that's what happens to Maverick#he was a guardian angel which in this case means his default state is having a human body since he dealt with humans on earth basically all#the time. so stealing his body means taking (most of) his divinity away.#thats why hes stuck haunting a house hes so weaksauce. maybe try to not get bodysnatched then.#and ana the defacer translates to this concept perfectly.....defaces other angels & takes their halos n stuff yaknow#its kinda funny i changed the story to the way it is now to get away from the christianity bit but then i miss. angels. so we're back...#mvrckposting#phx news
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Secret Messages from a Lover
summary: While you're streaming, your boyfriend sends you a message.
pairing: Corpse Husband x Gender Neutral Reader (no pronouns are used.)
word count: 670
warnings: none.
a/n: i really just needed to write something so self-indulgent because god i want this so bad. i figured others want it too. i've been so depressed lately that I just need a little fantasy, you know? my requests are open, and you can find my request rules here.
“God, that video is so fucking funny,” you say, pulling your blanket around your shoulders tighter with one hand while the other brings your patterned tumbler with the sparkly straw up to your mouth, so you can drink your water. Your knees pull further up to your chest, which is easily done in your very spacious gaming chair. “OTV never fucking misses.”
You press a button on your stream deck, switching from the video you were just watching to your face, with chat scrolling in the top left-hand corner. You take another sip from your tumbler and pick out one of the comments passing by, scrolling to stop it from moving as you read it aloud.
“Were you on the newest Fear& episode? I was. QT, Hasan, Will, and I just kinda chatted for a bit. That was a good fucking episode, though,” you say with a grin. “Love those guys. QT especially, she’s fucking hilarious. She makes me laugh so fucking hard whenever I talk to her, even if we disagree on Taylor Swift.”
You keep scrolling back down, so you can keep seeing the comments when another one jumps out at you. “Are you gonna keep streaming? Yeah, chatter, I actually just started before that OTV video. I think Toast is gonna invite me to some Pico Park today? If not, I’ll just play some Valorant or something to pass the time. I gotta git good if I wanna beat, well, anyone,” you admit with a laugh, hiding your shame by taking another drink of water.
You see your phone light up in front of you. It’s a Discord notification, which you quickly check on your second monitor, assuming it’s Toast inviting you to the Discord call.
It’s not. It’s your boyfriend, Corpse.
“You look so cute today babe. You look so cosy wrapped up in your blanket and your smile is so bright. I'll never get tired of seeing it. I love you and have a good stream 🖤”
You feel your cheeks heat up at that, and you take a sip of your water to try and hide your reaction. You haven’t told anyone you're dating Corpse yet, and you have no plans on it any time soon, but he makes you so happy you find it hard not to blurt it out whenever you can.
You send back a bunch of yellow hearts and an “I love you too!!!!!!! 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛”, biting your lip as you type on your very satisfying, clack-y keyboard.
That’s when you get the notification from Toast to join the shared call.
“Ah! Toast’s calling!” you exclaim for the benefit of your audience.
You quickly join the call, the connection sound filling you comfortable, over the ear headphones.
“Hey! What’s up!” you say into the call, getting a couple of “Hey!”’s and “Hello!”’s back.
Then you hear a familiar voice say, “What’s up.”
“Corpse!” You’re grinning at this point as you continue, “I didn't know you were gonna be playing!”
“Uh, yeah. Toast invited me last minute. Surprise?” he says like it’s a bad thing.
“We haven’t played anything together in a while and I saw him online and thought, ‘Fuck it,’ yaknow?” Toast asks and you chuckle.
“Well, it’s good to talk to you again, Corpse,” you say, setting your tumbler down on your desk. He got you that tumbler for your birthday not long ago, and it’s your favourite thing you own. He also got you the blanket that’s wrapped around your shoulders for your six-month anniversary, and it’s the warmest blanket in your house. You always wear it when you stream because the A/C is always blasting.
“It’s good to talk to you too,” you say, shivering as your heart hammers at his words.
You begin loading up Pico Park, just listening to everyone talk to each other, when you get another notification on Discord.
“I love you 🖤” it says.
“I love you too 💛” you reply, smiling into the camera for just a moment, just for him.
#corpse husband#corpse#corpse husband x reader#corpse husband x y/n#corpse husband x you#corpse x reader#corpse x you#corpse x y/n#corpse husband x gender neutral reader#corpse husband x gender neutral!reader#corpse x gender neutral reader#corpse x gender neutral!reader
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I now headcanon Time as a chronic migraine sufferer
ok, so, I was showing my mom an image of Time, the image being the Dad Wince(TM)
(Ya know, this one)
Anyways, I was showing it to her because I thought his reaction was funny (and clearly the rest of the LU fandom agrees based on how many memes I've seen of this image), and the first thing my mom says is "He looks like he has a migraine." She then pointed out his eye, saying that the one-eye-closed pained expression is a migraine thing (She's a chronic migraine sufferer so I am just kinda taking her word for it). I tell her that Time just always has that eye closed, its kinda his thing, and his expression looked so pained because he's the dad of the group and his kids are being stupid.
Anyways, a few days later, that convo just popped into my head again. And now I was thinking, yaknow, what if Time does suffer from migraines? Because let's be real. He's the leader of a group of heroes, which could also be considered a collective of idiots (they are heroes of courage and not wisdom, after all), so him constantly having some sort of headache because he has to deal with their bullshit is entirely plausible.
I do not think this is what Jojo had intended when this panel was drawn, but this is now how I see it.
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Yaknow what would be funny? I bet the entire time otter!hybrid franco was talking to tiger!hybrid alex up until he was lead to reader and dog!hybrid logan he was flirting because its like his go to way of getting out of trouble and alex just thinks its really cute this little pup is trying to seduce him to get out of nonexistent trouble, he just has to show the pup to his boyfriends they'll love him, franco who has by now realized that he's not going to be let go but he also hasn't done anything wrong is now kinda worried he's going to be eaten by tiger!hybrid alex (which does not happen) until alex opens his drivers room to show dog!hybrid logan and what he can only assume to be a fennec fox!hybrid reader, and wow he thought that alex and logan were pleasing to the eye but wow reader is gorgeous then out of nowhere he gets dumped on reader and logan's laps with what he swears is alex telling you both that franco is your new kid, franco tries flirting with all of you after his little mental freak out and all any of you can think is 'aw our new pup is cute' like a parent would their child, later franco is talking to the media after a race and the reporter asks him somthing mean about logan and he frowns at them telling them that they can't talk about one of his new dads like that and to please refrain from doing so and the rest of the grid is side eyeing franco trying to see if they heard that right, alex ever the proud new papa he is comes up to franco hugs him and gives him a kiss on the forehead and tells him that he's proud of franco for dealing with the reporters questions so maturely, they are later seen with logan and reader in some ice cream shop or restaurant with fans taking picture and speculating wether or not franco has actually accepted being your child.
Don't knowif you actually likr this just thought that a different perspective would intrigue you.
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i'm a sucker for hybrid!drivers and found family trope <3 i am definitely intrigued peaches!
otter!franco is utterly unprepared for when tiger!alex approaches him. he's dealt with bigger hybrids before, of course, but a tiger? never. so he tries his default setting that almost always gets him out of trouble. he flirts.
he's right in the middle of batting his eyelashes at alex with a cheeky grin when alex lets out some sort of rumbling chuckle and grabs franco by the scruff of his neck. in alex's mind, he's just found the perfect pup to complete your little pack. but, as always, he doesn't bother telling everyone involved. like franco. for example.
speaking of, poor franco is now silently panicking as he's dragged around by tiger!alex. he's both a prey and predator species, so half of him is screaming to fight and the other is telling him to run far far away. all that really manifests as is him squirming in alex's grip and letting out indignant squeaks. he's half-scared he's about to be eaten by alex. he knows it's irrational—predator hybrids almost never eat prey hybrids—but there are still a few creeps who do. every orchard has a bad apple or two.
but then ... then alex opens the door to his driver's room. and there on the little sofa is dog!logan, who franco already feels awkward about replacing mid-season, and you. your ears almost comically large. franco still thinks you make it work. momentarily, he's been distracted from tiger!alex basically kidnapping him. he barely even blinks when logan's tail starts smacking against the sofa.
alex deposits franco on your lap, right beside logan. it's eerily reminiscent of about a year and a half ago. by now, you've learned not to question it. you just sigh and allow otter!franco to sniff you before he curls up on your lap and starts fluffing his tail. he's not in the water, and it's not even forecast to rain, but he's very diligent about keeping his coat waterproof.
"new pup?"
"new pup!"
adding franco to your little pack was easier than you thought it would be.
nothing against him, of course, but alex had a habit of sniffing out hybrid!drivers who were just as chaotic as he was. like logan, or even his friendship with deer!george. you couldn't help but be a little skeptical of otter!franco.
he is just as chaotic. you're not surprised about that. what you are surprised about is that franco happens to be a perfect mix between mischievous overgrown tiger cub!alex and oblivious happy-go-lucky dog!logan. and, even better, franco loves to play hunting with the two of them. as long as he's not the one being hunted. you'd had franco for less than a day and you'd already had a crying otter pup on your lap because your boyfriends weren't quick learners about how rough was too rough to play.
after his first race, franco is in the media pen. he's no stranger to the media, of course, but he certainly underestimated how vicious they would get when he stepped up to f1. most of the questions are mundane or easy to ignore. but then comes the one he's dreading. a reporter asks him if he's glad to be replacing logan because now there's "an actually talented driver in the second williams". franco lets out a few angry squeaks before he speaks.
"you can't talk about one of my dads like that! he's more talented than you'll ever be, so please keep your ... opinions to yourself."
every other driver in the media pen pauses and looks at franco in disbelief. there are a few other hybrid!drivers. but even they had never joined or created a pack/herd/etc as quickly as franco seemed to have. then tiger!alex strolls over and he's ruffling otter!franco's fur around his ears and acting just like any good papa would. and then it makes sense. alex has a reputation—he spots someone he likes, and they'll have joined his pack by the end of the day.
you, alex, and logan take franco out for celebratory ice cream after the team debrief. they have special hybrid-safe ice cream because of course they do. none of you are really thinking about the media or the fans' reactions. you've all got your little pack, and that becomes all the more clear when photos of both dog!logan and otter!franco (somehow) curled up on your lap and fast asleep plaster the social media sites the next day.
#vinnie's 250#formula 1 x male reader#alex albon x male reader#franco colapinto x male reader#logan sargeant x male reader#poly!sargebon#tiger!alex#otter!franco#dog!logan#hybrid!drivers#fennec fox!reader#hybrid!reader#williams pack#🍑 anon#this is almost full fic length oops
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